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Each issue of

Drunk Writing Advice features:

It's not your fault...

You grew up learning to write in a way that pleases arrogant professors instead of real people. So did I. It sucked. It made me hate writing. What a goddamn shame.

And when I did sit down to write something, I was making stupid mistakes like:

Writing for approval instead of connection.
Hiding behind fancy jargon.
Only focusing out outcomes, and forgetting the struggle behind them.
And soooo many others.

It took decades to rid myself of these obnoxious habits, and discover how to write in a way that both energizes me...

And attracts killer opportunities.

An I want to help you do the same—

But in far less time than me.

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"Why the hell should I listen to you?"

I mean, harsh. But ok. Fair question.

You should listen to me because I’m not a trained writer. I’m a businessperson (just like you) who started writing a newsletter and posting on LinkedIn.

And bluntly, I’ve been crushing it.

Since I began writing about business, I’ve had more opportunities thrown at me than panties at all five members of One Direction.

Stuff like…

A job at Google (thanks but no).
Speaking opportunities (heck yes).
Book opportunities (double heck yes).
An executive advisor role at Harvard (triple heck yes).
And one reader even asked me to take over as CEO of his company (yes, this was a serious offer 🤯).

I used to exhaustingly spin my wheels trying to generate business opportunities — to embarrassingly little avail.

(I truly suck at sales and marketing).

Now, I’m sitting back with glass of wine while revealing my biggest mistakes to the world.

And pretty much every week, I get at least one message asking if I’m available to freelance, open to joining a startup, or interested in consulting on a project.

So I feel like I've finally I've figured this shit out.

-Kristin

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